Counselor Hedonism-Bot
April 11th, 2009

Counselor Hedonism-Bot

My apologies to all those Star Trek: The Next Generation fans for whom I have just ruined the character Deanna Troi. I simply couldn’t help myself. (Also, apologies to all of those Futurama fans for whom I have runied Hedonism-Bot!)

The most amusing part of this observation is that it can be applied universally to anything the good Counselor says!

Step 1: Listen to Troi deliver any line.
Step 2: Imagine how Hedonism-Bot would say the same line.
Step 3: Hilarity ensues!

For a special treat, I recommend the episode where Lt. Barclay is fleshed out for the first time as someone who enjoys using the holodeck too much. His re-creation of the Counselor lends itself to this particular form of depraved debauchery.


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  1. Spawn4116 says:

    Well, well, Evhelm. It has been a great many moons since last we crossed paths. I see that you have been quite the busy bee. My accolades to you for you success! Your steadfast dedication has found you well, it seems. If only I too, knew how to organize and operate a website I could entertain the thought of competing with you. Unfortunately, the years have been cruel and cumbersome, and I am too tired to attempt such an endeavor. I present to you a gift, on this Easter Sunday, as a tribute to your success; a clue, to my true identity… assuming you haven’t already deduced it. I wouldn’t put it past you. But, what FUN it would be to have tested the acumen of the cunning Evhelm! Do not fritter away the hours in an off-hand way, old friend. Do not toil over this mystery. I bid you Adieu and leave you my clue in closing…

    ~ AZRUEL ~

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