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	<title>Pop Can Roof &#187; English</title>
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		<title>Toilet Talk</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 04:01:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://evhelm.com/archives/243"><img src="http://evhelm.com/comics-rss/2009-04-17-2009-4-17-09-Toilet-Talk8.jpg" border="0" alt="Toilet Talk" title="...Fecateria? Excrementeum? Scatatorium?" /></a></p>The Site Here we go! For those of you who didn&#8217;t read the last post, there&#8217;s a new organization at work! The Comic English is (as you might suspect) a constant source of intrigue and interest for me. The &#8220;bathroom&#8221; is one of the last vestiges of formal, polite society left to the language; thank [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://evhelm.com/archives/243"><img src="http://evhelm.com/comics-rss/2009-04-17-2009-4-17-09-Toilet-Talk8.jpg" border="0" alt="Toilet Talk" title="...Fecateria? Excrementeum? Scatatorium?" /></a></p><p><strong>The Site<br />
</strong>Here we go! For those of you who didn&#8217;t read the <a title="End of the World?" href="http://evhelm.com/archives/233" target="_blank">last post</a>, there&#8217;s a new organization at work!</p>
<p><strong>The Comic<br />
</strong>English is (as you might suspect) a constant source of intrigue and interest for me. The &#8220;bathroom&#8221; is one of the last vestiges of formal, polite society left to the language; thank God. I could do with a little more formality on occasion&#8211;especially when it saves us from having to go to the urinatorium. Having said that, I wish someone would come up with a traditional-sounding verb for &#8220;sexual intercourse&#8221; that didn&#8217;t need a helper verb (&#8220;<em>having</em> sex&#8221;) or exist as a blunt, crass curse (the &#8220;F&#8221; word). Since you cannot &#8220;sex&#8221; someone it seems as though another verb is needed to convey that particular experience.<br />
<strong>The Living<br />
</strong>I spent a good deal of time yesterday working with my family and trying to streamline some of their computer needs. I&#8217;m <em>not</em> an overly tech-savvy person&#8211;which should tell you something about the technical skills of my parents. Alynne, my parents, and I played a game of <a title="Set'lers" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Settlers_of_Catan" target="_blank">Settlers of Catan</a> last night as well. It was the first game of Settlers we&#8217;ve played in probably four months and we had fun with it.</p>
<p><strong>The Gaming<br />
</strong>I beat <a title="Red Alert 3" href="http://www.commandandconquer.com/portal/site/redalert/redalert3/" target="_blank">Command &amp; Conquer: Red Alert 3</a> since the last posting. Once again: impressive and enjoyable. At Frozen and AzureFire&#8217;s behests I am looking into the single-player demo of <a title="Dawn of War 2" href="http://www.dawnofwar2.com/us/home" target="_blank">Warhammer 40k: Dawn of War 2</a>. I&#8217;ll give a full report on it once I&#8217;ve played it.</p>
<p>&#8211;Evhelm</p>
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		<title>Nw Pst</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 04:01:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://evhelm.com/archives/152"><img src="http://evhelm.com/comics-rss/2009-04-07-MtnDew.jpg" border="0" alt="Nw Pst" title="Time to invent a new drink entirely spelled with un-abridgeable consonants! " /></a></p>The habit of dropping vowels from a language has been tried (unsuccessfully) before by Ancient Hebrew. Apparently, as contemporary Americans we have generated a lust for short, direct, and less-than-200-character communication and have spawned anew this archaic, outmoded, and near-forgotten form of linguistic butchery. I thought about putting this post in this &#8220;English lite&#8221; as [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://evhelm.com/archives/152"><img src="http://evhelm.com/comics-rss/2009-04-07-MtnDew.jpg" border="0" alt="Nw Pst" title="Time to invent a new drink entirely spelled with un-abridgeable consonants! " /></a></p><p>The habit of dropping vowels from a language has been tried (unsuccessfully) before by Ancient Hebrew.</p>
<p>Apparently, as contemporary Americans we have generated a lust for short, direct, and less-than-200-character communication and have spawned anew this archaic, outmoded, and near-forgotten form of linguistic butchery.</p>
<p>I thought about putting this post in this &#8220;English lite&#8221; as an example but my soul was rended by the attempt and I had to withdraw from the endeavor.</p>
<p>As for the art style of the comic itself, I was doodling in Photoshop 6 to test out its abilities and see how capable I might be of sketching out my work directly on the computer in the future. This excuse for a comic was the result. I&#8217;ll make more attempts (maybe even better ones!) later.</p>
<p>Happy Tuesday!<br />
&#8211;Evhelm</p>
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